Friday Funnies

 

For many it's the finish line for the work year...your last day in the office.  Congratulations.  You made it.  If you're a parent though, the holidays are just beginning.

So, parenting is the coolest job I've ever had.  Each day brings on new challenges and moments to cherish.  I have a 3 year old, Ally.  Her teachers say she's independent, creative, confident, and often takes the lead.  I don't get to see her in action at school or with other children but at home, she can say the sweetest or funniest things.  Here are the best from 2013...

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After coming home and getting bitten by her boyfriend...

Me: Ally who bit you?
Ally: Dane
Me:  Well what happens when he tries to bite you again?
Ally: I will say 'Dane I'm not a piece of cake'

After I tried to get her to go up to her bed...

After hearing me say we need to take a trip to New York and have fun...

Ally:  Mommy...All I need is your credit card.

Randomly ...

Ally: Mommy?
Me: Yes, Ally?
Ally:  When I turn 4, I'm going to call you mom.

One day before she went to school...

Me: 'Have a great day at school learning Ally'
Ally: 'Have a great day at work Mommy.' Snickering ...'Make some money (for me)'

After her birthday ... 

Me: Ally did you have fun at your Thomas the Train party?
Ally: Yea Mommy. I'm a big girl now.
Me: What part was your favorite?
Ally: The Chips.

One night after I made some tea.

Mom, make me some tea.  I'm a big girl.

One night as I was trying to get her to go to her bed (we still are)

Me: Ally -- time to go to bed, Thomas the Train is over.
Ally: Mommy, I don't want to.
Me: Well you have too. I love you!
Ally: Mommy you need more sleep than Ally so you go to sleep first.

Oh Ally thanks for making me smile, laugh, cry.  I am so blessed to have the joy you bring to our lives.

 

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